There are many kinds of marriage. Some people buy the “paper-work and preacher” model, thinking it will be more durable. Others, knowing a little humor can’t hurt true love, make it legal at the Elvis Presley Wedding Chapel in Vegas. And some people save money and a trip to the courthouse, by just being together. Adam and Eve obviously did the same thing, and they were as married as any license-carrying couple. Our service searches for the holy grail of this strange and wonderful, thing…mawwiage.